про iFart - Fart Sounds App
You’ve discovered the Original and World Famous iFart® App. An Apple All-Time TOP 20 App. The definitive Fart Sounds app on iTunes.
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Featured on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Today Show and many others, iFart® is considered the most infamous app of all time.
Also seen in the Wall Street Journal, USA Today, MSNBC.com, MacDailyNews, MacForums, The New York Times, Barrons, Motley Fool, Gizmodo, Venture Beat, Ars Technica, CNET News, Geek.com, Forbes, The UK Register, Information Week, TechCrunch.com and dozens of publications all over the world!
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iFart® took the app world by storm in 2008. It blasted to #1 on Christmas Day of that year and clinged to number one for weeks. It continued to linger in the Top Ten for over a year!
We can’t even tell you how much time it spent farting around at #2.
The App has been completely recoded and rebuilt for 2021.
Here are just a few of the useful, signature features of iFart®.
* SECURITY FART *
Phones and pdas are stolen on a daily basis, but if you are using iFarts advanced security system you can stop criminals right in their tracks.
And when thieves try to snatch your phone, theyll be in for a shock when theyre blasted by your chosen sound effect. Most criminals know how to lie, but "it wasnt me" isnt going to work with iFart.
Call the authorities and send these phone stealing scumbags off to the gas chamber.
* SNEAK ATTACK *
The sneak attack function can literally save your life. Lets say that youre in a warehouse gun battle. Bad guys are closing in on you, but if you only had a distraction, you could escape.
Sneak Attack is that distraction. Simply pull out your phone, choose a sound effect and set the timer up to 30 seconds. Then place your phone in a strategic location and move silently away. When the Sneak Attack goes off, slip away or take out the bad guys when they reach for their noses.
* RECORD-A-FART *
There are special moments in life that just have to be captured on your phone to be believed.
The birth of a child, a stunning sunset, bigfoot, and of course, the after effects of a triple burrito lunch.
Using iFart’s "Record-A-Fart" feature you can now make audible memories for a lifetime and play them for friends and family. Plastic wrap optional.
* FAVE FARTS *
Using our FAVES feature you can create a playlist of your fave farts for easy access. You can also record and rename multiple farts which are stored in the FAVES list.
* BLAST *
If only there was an internationally recognized sound that alleviates stress, brings laughter, lowers blood pressure, clears a room, helps bring peace to the middle east and is enjoyed by both Democrats and Republicans.
Well Folks... just hit the BLAST button and let the healing begin.
* BONUS FART PACKS*
iFart includes EIGHT of our funniest Fart Packs, each pack contains up to 10 fresh cuts for your enjoyment.
* Jurassic - Ever wonder what a Dinosaur fart sounds like?.
* Presidential - Joe, Kamala, Bernie, Hillary, & Donald let em rip!
* Fart Wars - May the Flatulence Be With You
* Movies - In a world without gas… this is a land that prays for a hero.
* Bands - The bands on the runs with these farts.
* Food - You cant have dessert until you play all these farts.
* Shart Toppers - Music Parody Rips
* Celebrities - Sorry Kanye, you didnt make the cuts.
Hey, you read this far!
Weve added a bonus fart to our wheel called "Fart-O-Rater".
Make sure you play it and while youre laughing leave us a review and let us know your what your favorite fart or fart pack is today!
