This is whats right with America

This app is amazing! Doesnt work on your device? Boo hoo. It works on mine and its perfect. This should get a 6th star. But you ask why, Stag? Why!. Ill tell you why. A co-worker was on the phone with a distributor or military wares and trying to be very serious. I slink in behind him, fire up I Farticus, hold my iPhone near the mouth piece of his phone and FRABAAPPPTZZZRTBBNRRTT!!!! Try getting a discount on those combat boots now, G.I Generally-2-Serious!!!

Stag Masterson about iFart - Fart Sounds App, v3.1.1